Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm passing your future prison.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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