if i died would you start the facebook group?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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