glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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