I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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