Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
im holly from the hills drunk
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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