So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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