is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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