Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
