what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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