you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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