what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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