brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
kristin has been a bad kristin
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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