is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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