The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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