Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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