porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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