How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Too much gin, very little bucket
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Randomize
