Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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