just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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