why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
