Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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