He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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