Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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