i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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