How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Shame - the story of my life.
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