i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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