five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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