Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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