She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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