The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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