people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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