The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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