Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize