what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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