I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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