like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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