im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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