You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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