she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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