Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
the raccoons are back...
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