I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I could fuck to npr.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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