yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Randomize