i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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