Will you blow on my dice?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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