She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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