I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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