Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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