Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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