I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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