Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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