I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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