Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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