Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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