if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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